Quote#World
As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
Quote byW. S. Gilbert · 1836–1911
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: The Mikado (1885), Song, "As someday it may happen"..
English (original)
As someday it may happen that a victim must be found I've got a little list, I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground, And who never would be missed—who never would be missed!
— W. S. Gilbert
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