13 Going on 30

"When Jenna Rink woke up this morning, she wasnt quite herself. Now she cant explain it. But shes loving every minute of it."

"For most people, thirteen feels like it was just yesterday -- for Jenna Rink it was."

"For most people, being a kid feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was!"

"For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was."

"It doesnt matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade."

"[dragging Matt to the dance floor] Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!"

"Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. Its okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. Its a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it."

"[hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?"

"[at a huge party] Ill have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"

"What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield."

"Jenna Rink had one wish. Now shes living the life she always dreamed of."

"I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving."