Alan Grayson

"When he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?"

"They call me nuts, they call me stupid, they call me ugly. They might be right about ugly. ...All that Ive done is to say whats on other peoples mind."

"What the Republicans have been doing is an insult to America. ...These are foot-dragging, knuckle-dragging neanderthals." [Questioned, Why are you name-calling?] "I didnt call names, what I said is true."

"Rush Limbaugh is a has-been hypocrite loser, who craves attention. His right-wing lunacy sounds like Mikhail Gorbachev, extolling the virtues of communism. Limbaugh actually was more lucid when he was a drug addict. If America ever did 1% of what he wanted us to do, then wed all need pain killers."

"Neil [Cavuto] [a Fox News Senior Vice President (and anchor)], Im not the one using profanity on the air. Im not the one interrupting the guest to show incredible rudeness on the air. Im simply the one trying to answer your questions and make America a better place."

"I have trouble listening to what he [that is, former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while hes talking."

"Republican Party, youre a lie factory, thats all you do."

"Hes just angry because the president [Obama] doesnt shoot old men in the face."

"I’m sorry... I’m sorry that Limbaugh is one sorry excuse for a human being."

"What Joe Wilson did is like a belch."