Quote
"Im probably like 160 pounds right now, and I can catch a dick whenever I want. Like, thats the truth. Its not a problem. Its not a problem."
Amy SchumerAmy Schumer
Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer
author
2Quotes
Amy Beth Schumer is an American stand-up comedian, actress, writer, producer, and director. Schumer ventured into comedy in the early 2000s before appearing as a contestant on the fifth season of the NBC reality competition series Last Comic Standing in 2007. From 2013 to 2016, she was the creator, co-producer, co-writer, and star of the Comedy Central sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer, for
Popular Quotes
2 totalAmy SchumerQuote
"Im the last person he called that night. I wonder, how many girls didnt answer before he got to fat freshman me? Am I in his phone as Schumer? Probably. But I was here, and I wanted to be held and touched and felt desired, despite everything. I wanted to be with him. I imagined us on campus together, holding hands, proving, "Look! I am lovable! And this cool older guy likes me!" I cant be the troll doll Im afraid Ive become."
Amy Schumer
