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"Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?"

Anger Management (film)
Anger Management (film)
Anger Management is a 2003 American comedy film directed by Peter Segal and written by David S. Dorfman. Starring Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson with Marisa Tomei, Luis Guzmán, Woody Harrelson and John Turturro in supporting roles, the film tells the story of a businessman who is sentenced to an anger management program under a renowned therapist with unconventional methods. This was the final fi
"Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?"
"[singing] I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. Oh so pretty and whitty and... gay."
"So when I get out of prison in the next 2-5 years, I expect you to do the right thing and give me the promotion that Andrew resigned from."
"Look everybody, Pana Bananas got a heinie! Hes got a heinie!"
"Flirting is cheatings ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater."
"Im feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch."