Arthur M. Jolly

"You know theyre all gay, right? … Male strippers. Fruity as cake. Queer as a cardinal."

"Dont cook that chicken - it still has feathers."

"Spending the day with you has been marginally better than watching mother die of cancer."

"The waves round the horn will toss us to and fro, to and fro like a rubber duckie in the bathtub of an angry God."

"One of those monstrosities that nature so cruelly inflicts upon her world, like a two headed calf or a servant with ginger eyebrows."

"A servant is the true reflection of his master."

"Don’t be afraid, my Lord. My father always says that fear is the devil’s hairbrush, although no one knows quite what he means by it."

"Just because you’re living in blissful oblivion doesn’t mean you’re not responsible."

"I said Id make ye a man, Jim - but damme if ye didnt go and do it behind my back when I were watching elsewhere."

"I thought I would try my hand at sailing. It was too small and kept sinking, so I decided to try a boat instead."

"The answer is what the answer always is, that we are animals, that at the end we turn on each other, tearing each other apart. To survive. Throw Lubov to the men in the guard shack like a scrap of meat to a pack of wolves... why not, it is for survival. Fight, kill each other, over the warmth of the stove? Of course - it is survival. I refuse to survive. But I will live."

"Marriage is the safe harbor men proffer from a tempest they themselves conjure into creation."