Barenaked Ladies

"If I had a zillion dollars, (We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner) But we would eat Kraft dinner! (Of course we would, we’d just eat more)"

"Weve got these chains hanging around our necks, People want to strangle us with them Before we take our first breath. Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same. When temptation calls, We just look away."

"If I had a zillion dollars... Id be rich."

"Jane, divided, but I cant decide which side Im on. Jane, decided only cowards stay, while traitors run."

"I have a job in a shop, Im an undercover cop. I make sure the customers arent thieves. Old at being young, Young at being old. Everythings on hold within our evolution."

"Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes, Big like , because Im all about value. s got the mad hits. You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through."

"Broke into the old apartment. This is where we used to live. Broken glass, broke and hungry, Broken hearts and broken bones. This is where we used to live."

"How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad? Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad. Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Cant understand what I mean? Well, you soon will. I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve. I have a history of taking off my shirt."

"And if you call, I will answer. And if you fall, Ill pick you up. And if you court this disaster, Ill point you home."

"Like , Im getting frantic. Like , Im tantric. Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy. Like , I make mad films, kay, I dont make films But if I did theyd have a Samurai."

"Im gaining strength, tying to learn to pull my own weight, But Im gaining pounds at the precipice of too late. Just wait.I could be good, and I would If I knew I was understood. And itll be great, just wait. Or is it too little too late?"

"I met you before the fall of Rome And I begged you to let me take you home. You were wrong, I was right. You said goodbye, I said goodnight.Its all been done. Its all been done. Its all been done before."