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"[to Penguin, rejecting his advances] I wouldnt touch you to scratch you."
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author · 1989–1997
Batman Returns is a 1992 American superhero film directed by Tim Burton and written by Daniel Waters. Based on the DC Comics character Batman, it is the sequel to Batman (1989), also directed by Burton, and the second installment in the Batman film series (1989–1997). The cast includes Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough, Pat Hingle, and Michael Murph
"[to Penguin, rejecting his advances] I wouldnt touch you to scratch you."
"[addressing his penguin army] My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! Its okay to be scared; many of you wont be coming back. Thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish all Gods children! First, second, third and fourth-born! Why be biased?! Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal, with their erogenous zones BLOWN SKY-HIGH!!! FORWAAAARD MARCH!!! THE LIBERATION OF GOTHAM HAS BEGUN!!!!! [the penguins start deploying]"
"[to Max Shreck, after kidnapping him] Hi. I believe the word youre looking for is "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Actually, this is all just a bad dream. Youre at home in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably...dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony, or poetic justice? You tell me."
"[to Shreck] I wasnt born in the sewer, you know. I come from... [indicates to a broken skylight, then turns to Max] Like you! And like you, I want some respect! A recognition of my basic humanity! But most of all...I wanna find out who I am. By finding my parents, learning my human name. Simple stuff that the good people of Gotham take for granted!"
"[when she and Bruce Wayne realize each others secret identities] Oh my God...does this mean we have to start fighting?"
"Danny DeVito - The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot"
"Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman/Selina Kyle"
"I think the studio just thought it was too weird — they wanted to go with something more child or family-friendly. In other words, they didnt want me to do another one."
"Remember, I came in when the audience was disturbed by Danny DeVito as the Penguin, and then Michelle Pfeiffer — which was still fabulous and maybe a little too S&M for some people."
"Andrew Bryniarski - Charles "Chip" Shreck"
"[about his parents] I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two."
"[falls into the back of a dump truck filled with gravel.] Saved by kitty litter... [looks at the burn mark left by Batman] Bastard."