Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice is a 1988 American gothic comedy horror film directed by Tim Burton from a screenplay by Michael McDowell and Warren Skaaren based on a story by McDowell and Larry Wilson. The film stars Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse, along with Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Jeffrey Jones, Catherine O'Hara and Winona Ryder.
"[calmly] Ah, well, I attended Juilliard, I am a graduate of the Harvard Business School, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that, [getting aggressively more demented] Ive seen The Exorcist about 167 TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTIN FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOURE TALKIN TO A DEAD GUY! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! [calmly] You think Im qualified?"
"YOU BUNCHA LOSERS!!! YOURE WORKIN WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!!! [kicks over a tree; quietly observes it for a moment] NICE FUCKIN MODEL!!!! [grabs his crotch and squeezes it twice with a bike horn sound]"
"[reading obituary] Ooh-la-la, what have we got here? The Maitlands. [laughs] Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too! [more laughing]"
"Lets turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.https://doyouremember.com/43467/9-favorite-beetlejuice-quotes"
"Ill eat anything you want me to eat, Ill swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down and Ill...chew on a dog! [howls]"
"[after his head spins] Dont you hate it when that happens?"
"Hey, these arent my rules! Come to think of it, I dont have any rules!"
"Thank you. Thank you. That, is why I wont do two shows a night anymore, babe, I wont."
"[to Otho] Not so fast, round boy. Were gonna have some laughs! [Kisses Otho on the cheek and laughs]"
"We come for your daughter, Chuck."
"Well...what do we got here tonight, kids? [sees the Maitlands] Oooo, well, we got the, uh, Maitlands. Uh, I think, uh, theyve had enough "exorcise" for tonight. [mimes a golf swing and the Maitlands fall onto the floor]"
"I wanted him to be pure electricity, thats why the hair just sticks out. At my house I started creating a walk and a voice. I got some teeth. I wanted to be scary in the look and then use the voice to add a dash of goofiness that, in a way, would make it even scarier. I wanted something kind of moldy to it, too. Tim had the striped-suit idea and we added the big eyes. I think that movie will go forever because its 100% original."
