Better Than Chocolate

"Customs held up another order of books at the border. Theyre claiming the books are pornographic… hello? Which they arent. Well, maybe Butches in Chains is, but so what?"

"Youre not bisexual, Carla — youre omnisexual! Youre like that tornado in the Wizard of Oz, sweeping up everything in your path."

"Jay Brazeau — Mr. L. B. Marcus, Canada Customs"

"I read a study and after the age of forty a womans chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. So, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably wont be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me."

"Ouch, its the plight of the bisexual. Gay girls wont play with you."

"Of course its obscene! Thats the point!"

"Sometimes you have this bubbling up feeling, this certain sort of rage."