Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

"Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting."

"[working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?"

"The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman."

"[voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber."

"[as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car."

"My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!"

"[entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] Im Stephen Miller. Sorry Im late."

"[Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, Ill give you my klan robes!"

"We use my iPhone 4s hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan."

"This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew."

"I found a new book which only tells the truth. Its called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nations proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!"

"[Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms."