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"47-Second Science - tackling lifes big questions in bite-sized chunks."
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Brainiac: Science Abuse is a British entertainment documentary show that aired on Sky One from 13 November 2003 to 30 March 2008. It was created by Executive Producer Stewart Morris and Andy Milligan. During each episode of the show, numerous experiments are carried out to verify whether common conceptions are true or simply to create impressive explosions. The experimenters on the show are referr
"47-Second Science - tackling lifes big questions in bite-sized chunks."
"Jon (at the start of every teaser): Heres one for you..."
"Is it a drain specialist? Is it a road sweeper? No,its Super Brainiac! The result of a mistake in a laboratory. His mission: to rid the world of toxic caravans!"
"Is it a day-glow ninja? Is it a flourescent madman? Yes,its Super Brainiac! The result of an experiment that trebled his IQ to 42! His mission: to rid the world of toxic caravans!"
"Super brainiac: saving the world with science!"
"This is a car. Its been specially chosen to be destroyed because its old, its white, but more importantly, because its French."
"I love science - not all that "what do you get if you mix this chemical with that chemical?" nonsense - [throws away the science magazine he was reading] I mean, proper science, like this - [picking up the tabloid newspaper on his lap] theres this bloke, German scientist, Franz Epping...hes come up with this theory that, staring at a womans breasts for 30 minutes is the equivalent of a 30-minute workout. [closes the paper as camera zooms in on Hammonds face] Now that is an experiment I really wanna do."
"Charlotte Hudson: People who wear sunglasses are often seen as cool and trendy-apart from Liam Gallagher of course."
"Well, it would be cruel to kill a car-so lets kill a caravan."
"Youll be forgiven for thinking its snowing. Its not. Thats actually pieces of caravan. Its been blown to smithereens."
"...that grabs science by the whats-its and shakes madly."
"So, can (insert name here) still do his/her glitzy day job whilst being electrocuted? Yes/No."