Cellular (film)

"[to shocked bystanders after beating up Dimitri] Its alright Im a cop! Thats a very bad man!"

"[after shooting the number taker in the store] Now whos gonna give me that goddamn charger?"

"[after stealing the lawyers car] Oh, I am in deep trouble!"

"[greeting girls at the pier] Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples."

"[after he views the tape] Im a dead man."

"[seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out] Ha ha - that sucks. [Ryan shoves the box at him] No way! This sucks more!"

"Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?"

"[As he shoots someone for the first time in his entire career] 27 years. 27 years without this shit!"

"[trying to get his car out of the impound lot] Okay, fine... Im getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?"

"[after slashing a kidnappers arm with a shard of glass] Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. Theres only five in the human body. Im sorry."

"[Talking on his cell phone] Im tellin ya, Im sitting in it right now. Its a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-Hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls panties down in 3.5 seconds. [Phone line gets suddenly disrupted by Jessica and Ryan] Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?"

"[Talking to the fake Jessica Martin] We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You havent been kidnapped today, have you? [Chuckles]"