Clueless (film)

"Isnt my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."

"Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials."

"So, okay, youre probably going, "Is this, like, a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."

"Wasnt my mom a Betty? She died when I was just a baby. A fluke accident during a routine liposuction."

"Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period. I got a C in Debate?!"

"[arguing her way out of a tardy] Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies."

"[to Dionne, about Mr. Hall and Miss Geist] Will you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. Thats an unequivocal sex invite."

"[to Elton] You are a snob and a half."

"So, okay. I dont wanna be a traitor to my generation and all, but I dont get how guys dress today. I mean, cmon, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair—ew!—and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, were expected to swoon? I dont think so!"

"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."

"So, okay. The Attorney General says theres too much violence on TV, and that should stop. Even if you took out all the violent shows, you could still see the news. So until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, theres no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."

"Stacey Dash – Dionne Davenport"