Cocktail (film)

"I am going to be VERY fat, and YOU are gonna love it!"

"I am the worlds last barman poet! I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. America is getting stinking on something I stir or shake. The Sex On The Beach...the Schnapps made from peach! The Velvet Hammer...the Alabama Slammer! I make things with juice and froth, the Pink Squirrel...the 3 Toed Sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy, the Iced Tea...the Kamikazi! The Orgasm...the Death Spasm. The Singapore Sling...the Ding a Ling. America youre just devoted to every flavor Ive got, but if you want to get loaded...why dont you just order a shot! Bars open!!"

"Coughlins Law: Never show surprise, never lose your cool."

"Anything else is always something better."

"Coughlins Diet: Cocktails and dreams."

"A bartender is the aristocrat of the working class."

"Elisabeth Shue - Jordan Mooney"

"Never tell tales about a woman, shell hear you no matter how far away she is."

"Kenneth John McGregor - Sculptor"

"They thought he was good, they were wrong... he was the best."

"Paul Benedict - Finance Teacher"

"[in his suicide note to Brian] My dearest Brian, A guy like me looks in the mirror, he either grins, or he starts to fade away. And I havent seen anything to grin about in a long time. This may not be the most graceful exit, but I know when the bottles empty. The only thing Im really going to miss is the conversations we had. At least I get the last word, even if I had to mail it in. Coughlins Law: Bury the dead. They stink up the joint. As for the rest of Coughlins Laws, ignore them. The guy was always full of shit. [chuckles bitterly] But I guess you knew that already."