Consolevania

"Legend:Do you play XBox Live at all? Interviewee: No Legend (to the camera): No, he doesnt XBox live- Interviewee (interrupting): My living room isnt big enough to have an XBox in it."

"Legend: Sega or Nintendo? Interviewee: Sega, definitely. Legend: PlayStation or XBox? Interviewee: PlayStation. Legend: Pussy or Ass? Interviewee: Ass. Legend: Ass...thats my kinda guy."

"Commentator: Kawada struggling to lift for the German suplex! Looked like me trying to lift Giant Babas daughter into bed. Shes giant in all the right places."

"Mr. Robert: Syberia II thankfully doesnt expect you to solve many problems of the bizarrely illogical combine-plastic-cactus-with-babys-nappy variety."

"Mr. Ryan: This game is fucking rubbish. Absolutely terrible."

"Mr. Ryan: I havent seen this much fucking pop-up since bedtime when I was three."

"Mr. Robert: This is the third Legends of Wrestling game. Its a series that has been getting progressively better. So we positive minded people at Consolevania are gonna cut it a lot of slack. A lot of slack. Were talking Briana Banks arse kinda slack."

"Mr Robert: Nostalgia is a powerful thing. We know this from the amount of people that claim that Transformers are good."

"Mr. Ryan: If this game is to be believed then the US Army apparently only have one tactic."

"End of Level Boss: Time means nothing when you have superior attack patterns! Now phone me a pizza! Is it there yet?"

"End of Level Boss: You will always make dinner! Why? Because you have inferior attack pattern."

"Mr. Robert: The games so good they should have named it twice."