Crank (film)

"Chester Bennington as Pharmacy stoner (cameo)"

"Yeah, blah, blah, fuckin´ blah you little mug!"

"Dont pop a blood vessel you little penis."

"Valarie Rae Miller as Chocolate"

"[After chopping Ricky Veronas brothers hand off ] You like that tough guy? How frickin awesome was that, huh?"

"[Chev Chelios wakes up extremely disoriented in his apartment, finds a recorded DVD with "FUCK YOU" written on it, then proceeds to play it with Ricky Verona appearing] Are we spinning yet? Good. Chelios! How are you doing, baby?! You never call me no more! Wheres the love, huh? Now, how are you feeling? I can guess it! If youre feeling like shit right about now, you cant move! You cant move too quickly, you cant breathe whats the matter with you dude?! Oh wait, wait, wait! What is this?! [Ricky Verona holds up a syringe filled with an unknown poison] Holy fuck! Can you guess what this is? Look at your bed Chelios. [Camera turns to a sleeping Chelios] Hold on, check this out! [Verona leans over Chelios, as he begins to inject him with the poison] Oh! This is plain sick, man! I must be the motherfucking genius of sick! Poison Chev Chelios in his sleep? Thats like some Shakespeare or some shit. You knocked this dude out pretty good! About to get you a spot on the Dodgers, son. Maybe you dont understand what just happened. I just fucking killed you. Try not to embarrass yourself because youre on Candid Camera! This shit here I gave you! This is some... high-tech sci-fi, Chinese synthetic bullshit! I dont exactly know whats in this shit, dude! All I know is that once this shit has binded with your blood cells, youre fucked, baby, and believe me its binded. Yeah you got yourself about an hour max. Tick-tock. Yeah, baby... sexy... Oh its been real. This shits been real. You shouldve thought twice before you whacked Don Kim. Experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight? I thought so. Now you have yourself a nice death. Asshole! You like that huh? Home run! [Chev Chelios immediately destroys the television set in a fit of rage]"