Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

"Well, Im here, what have I missed? Massacre started yet. Fireworks going off? Balloon going up."

"[after Sylvester wrestles a stuffed moose thats trying to shoot Porky Pig] Sy-sy-sylvester! What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house? Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals."

"Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated."

"[to Sylvester] What is the matter with you? What are you? A schizophre... a schizodephre... a-a manic depressive or something?"

"[to Porky] Head on down to the Superstitious Mountains and do some more snooping."

"[trying to sell a car] Right this way, folks, right this way! Its a bargain! Step right up and get yourself a brand new Dolorian! No household should be without one! Just sixty thousand dollars in three easy weekly installments. Yes sir, these little babies are selling like hotcakes! Plus, theres a free gift pack of ice-cold Billy Beer with each and every purchase!"