Despicable Me (film)

"Does this count as annoying? [pats her face rapidly] [Gru: Very!]"

"[To his Minions] What did we do? Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! Nice. [all cheering] Ah? Thats how I roll. Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?! But thats not all! We stole the Statue of Liberty! [Minions cheer] The small one from Las Vegas. [Minions groan with disappointment] And I wont even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas."

"Now, we have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century! We... are going... to steal... [all the minions pull out weapons] Wait, wait! I have not told you what it is yet! [Dave the minion fires a missile that scatters another group of minions] Hey. Dave, listen up, please! [Dave looks down and murmurs in embarrassment; one of the singed minions walks over and punches Dave] Next, we are going to steal... [long pause] pause for effect… [opens skylight] ...THE MOON!"

"(to Dr. Nefario) Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so old?"

"[repeated line, whenever he has an idea] Light bulb..."

"[to Gru] Check out my new weapon! Piranha gun! Oh yes! Fires live piranhas. Have you ever seen one before? No! Thats because I invented it."