Destroy All Humans! 2

"[trying to act "charming" in Moon Base Solaris] Hello, Solaris! Hello, Solaris! Is this a great-looking crowd or what? Seriously, dont drop the soap in the shower, fellas!"

"[while battling Kojira Kaiju] Old Kojira was hoppin around Takoshima City like a big playground... gets stuck in my head every time... [reference to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny song]"

"[as Kojira looms over him] Dont crush me! DONT CRUSH ME! Oh brains! My lives are flashing before my eyes! KILL IT, CRYPTO! KILL IT!"

"Of course! Crypto, Milenkovs recharging unit IS his armour! Take out those plates and hell become vulnerable! And also... naked. Brace yourself for the horror..."

"Feel the earth move under your feet! Castle Kuros tumblin down!"

"The desecration of this land offends my all-seeing eye! Rid the vicinity of human-made refuse! Thus spake Arkvoodle! [after area is cleared] Sacred son of Arkvoodle, thou hast pleased me well! For thy service, I grant thee some serious swag: landing zone activated!"

"[during final battle; Milenkov has become an armoured Blisk] Brains! Milenkov must have a recharging unit somewhere on his body - but where?! Damn you, Blisk Anatomy 101!"

"Arkvoodle requires slaves! Female slaves! Preferably buxom and scantily clad. By the Sacred Genitalia, heed the word of Arkvoodle! [when female humans are brought] These females are "fly" and "off the hook"! Landing zone activated!"

"Takoshima. Oriental setting. And the city dont know what the city is getting."

"Ponsonby was right about one thing: everybody cracks."

"Just in time, Crypto! Bongwater has launched his ships at the city! You must stop them from polluting the air with Revelade! Ill be monitoring the level of Revelade in the atmosphere. But youd better destroy those blimps quickly, Crypto, because if the Revelade level reaches 100% saturation, our Bay City brain farm will be turned into a useless den of unmotivated degenerates sitting in front of their TV screens, twiddling their thumbs... Ahem!"

"[hums organ line from "Rock Lobster"] There goes a narwhal! Whoa!"