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"What did you learn from your grandparents?"
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Dirty Grandpa
Dirty Grandpa is a 2016 American comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. It stars Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in the leading roles, with Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, Julianne Hough and Dermot Mulroney in supporting roles.
"What did you learn from your grandparents?"
"Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman — Bradley"
"Jason, I want to fuck. For the first time in 40 years, Im single, and I want to fuck. I want to fuck until my dick falls off. I want to fuck a horse, and I want to drink its blood. I was faithful to your grandmother every day for 40 years, even through the menopause, even through the cancer. She was the love of my life, Ill miss her every goddamn day, but she told me on her death bed, you get back out there again. I havent had sex in 15 years Jason, and I want to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."
"Lose your way. Find your manhood."
"He looks like Abercrombie fucked Fitch."
"Youre just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and Im just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people."