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"Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery"

Dude, Where's My Car?
Dude, Where's My Car?
Dude, Where's My Car? is a 2000 American stoner comedy film directed by Danny Leiner. The film stars Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott as two best friends who find themselves unable to remember where they parked their vehicle after a night of recklessness, ultimately uncovering a conspiracy that threatens the universe. Supporting cast members include Kristy Swanson, Jennifer Garner, Marla Sok
"Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery"
"John Toles-Bey - Mr. Pizzacoli"
"Wait a second. Lets recap. Last night we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we cant pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Thanks, dude."
"We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey."
"Kristy Swanson - Christie Boner"
"Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg"