Educating Rita (film)

"Found a culture, have you Rita? Found a better song to sing? No, you found a different song to sing, and on your lips its shrill and hollow and tuneless."

"Did you know that Macbeth was a maggoty apple? Not many people know that!"

"In reply to the question "Suggest how you would resolve the staging difficulties inherent in a production of Ibsens Peer Gynt", you have written, quote: "Do it on the radio." Unquote."

"I did join in the singing. But when I turned around, me mother had stopped singin, and she was cryin. I said, Why are you cryin, Mother? And she said, There must be better songs to sing than this. And I thought, yeah - thats what Im trying to do, isnt it? Sing a better song."

"Christ! Me customer! Shes still under the dryer. She only wanted a demi-wave, shell come out lookin like a friggin muppet!"

"Im beginning to find me. Its great. It is, you know, Frank. It might sound selfish, but all I want for the time being is what Im finding inside me."

"Sometimes students end up being the best teachers."

"A comedy about a teacher and a very memorable student."

"Michael Caine - Dr Frank Bryant"

"Julie Walters - Susan "Rita" White"

"Maeve Germaine - Sandra, Ritas sister"

"Jeananne Crowley - Julia, Franks girlfriend"