El Goonish Shive

"(After talking with everyone about the clone forms, and being scanned) Well...its still pretty scary, but you guys all came out ok, and if I can "back myself up" Im kinda out of excuses. But lets get one thing straight. Tedd: If you do ANYTHING with my form without my permission, Ill give you the hammering of a lifetime...with a real hammer!"

"You are wondering what I am doing. That is understandable. And the answer? That is simple. You see, after many minutes of experimentation over several days, success is within my grasp! With the flip of this switch, I shall achieve free, portable energy from the very curvature of space! (Tedd flips a switch, but nothing happens. Elliot attempts to speak) Quiet! I think I saw the light flicker!"

"(after talking with the Demon duck for a moment) Why would you be interested in humans? Shouldnt you be interested in ducks?"

"Dwight: I didnt mean in general. I mean about big, on the record—"

"Van: We did a thing that needed doing! If you did what you shouldve done, guilt is a waste of time! Focus on what you need to do next!"

"Hey, is that a demonic duck of some sort? (Used as a common distraction. Every time this phrase has been uttered the Demonic Duck has somehow been there even though he wasnt seconds before. The only exception to this was the single comic where he was on strike.) Example 1 Example 2Example 3"

"Screw inner peace! I got a friend for you to meet!"

"Read, or the owl will eat you. (Mural found on the wall of Moperville North High School)"

"Za? (Most commonly associated with Elliot and Ellen.)"

"Togateiru fohku kohgeki! (Japanese for pointy fork attack.)"

"Hello, Im Elliot. This thing to my left is named Tedd. (The first line of the first comic.)"

"Its truly amazing how you can juggle three hammers and a full lunch tray."