Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"[After being caught masturbating by Linda] Wait. Just a minute. Doesnt anybody ever fucking knock anymore?"

"What are you people, on dope?!"

"[the "five-point plan"] Alright, now pay attention. First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You wont regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, thats the place to be. "Isnt this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of ya. Its a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five – now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Stacy Hamilton"

"Vincent Schiavelli - Mr. Vargas"

"Mister, if you dont shut up, Im gonna kick 100% of your ass!"

"At Ridgemont High Only the Rules get Busted!"

"Judge Reinhold - Brad Hamilton"

"Forest Whitaker - Charles Jefferson"