Fibber McGee and Molly

"If you cant say something nice, dont say nothin at all. (Teeny)"

"That aint the way I heerd it. (Old-Timer)"

"Taint funny, McGee! (Molly McGee)"

"Gotta straighten out that closet one of these days.... (Fibber McGee, after long sound-effects sequence of falling objects!)"

"Hello operator? Give me Wistful Vista 2-0-3-Oh is that you, Myrt?" (Myrt, short for Myrtle back then)"

"Oh, is that you, Myrt? (Fibber McGee) (Myrt was short for Myrtle in those days.)"