Firesign Theatre

"Gentlemen, gentlemen! I wont take any more credit for this victory than necessary. Lord Kitschener did not - nay, will not - die in vain, grid willing. [Applause] Gentlemen, gentlemen - I, as leader, will use power like a drum, and leadership like a violin. Take out any idea. Compare ideas, with the one idea left we are left you have no doubt and without a doubt we have enthusiasm! Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, gentlemen - to make life whole, its as easy as a bridge! Now, now, gentle- gentlemen, now that we have obtained control we must pull together as one - like a twin! Keeping the prophecy of power as enthusiasm! All for one!"

"Speaking for the great white father in Washington and all the American people, let me say we respect you savages for your native ability to instantly adapt and survive in whatever Godforsaken wilderness we move you to. Out there. Sign here."

"Come on big fella - take this guitar! Put on this wide belt and work shirt and tell it like it was!"

"The President of these United States is named "Schicklgruber"."

"Stop"! It wasnt always like that. No, first they had to come from little towns with strange names like: Smegma, Spasmodic, Frog, and the far flung Isles of Langerhans."

"One shining steel rail, from sea to mighty sea, from coast to mighty coast, from Bangor all the way to mighty Maine!"

"Id like to order a pizza to go with no anchovies."

"You can wait here in the sitting room, or sit here in the waiting room..."

"So how about that, Mr. Smarty Pants Communist? Mr. College Professor? Mr. Beatnik? Mr. Hippie? What have you done for me lately?"

"Catherwood: Let me introduce myself. I am Nick Danger."

"Hes a student like you! ooooooooooo..."

"Hey man, dont let em bring you down now. Theres a lot of young people in this country just like myself who really know where the Indians at. And dont worry, soon were all gonna be out here on the reservation, living like Indians, and dressing like Indians, and doing all the simple, beautiful things that you Indians do. You got any peyote?"