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"I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a 2008 American romantic comedy film directed by Nicholas Stoller in his feature directorial debut. It was produced by Judd Apatow and written by Jason Segel, who stars as a music composer who goes on vacation to Hawaii to move forward from a painful break-up. However, trouble ensues when he runs into his ex and her new boyfriend there. Mila Kunis also stars, as Segel'
"I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."
"Youve got Christ between your thighs... but with a shorter beard."
"The ultimate romantic disaster movie"
"Jason Bateman - Animal Instincts Detective"
"William Baldwin - Himself / Det. Hunter Rush"
"A comedy about getting dumped, and taking it like a man."
"Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system."
"When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail."
"[In response to Matthew the waiters question about how Aldous liked his CD] Oh, I was gonna listen to your CD, but then I just went on living my life."
"I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin and then sort of pasted with honey and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals and then I would like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi."
"Jason Segel - Peter "Pete" Bretter"
"When Peter got dumped by his girlfriend, he wanted to get as far away as possible. Apparently... so did she"