Freddy Got Fingered

"Youre fired, Bob! Clean out your locker at the club, Bob! Youre fucking fired!"

"You cant hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!"

"You hear that dad? Youre gonna pay! Hes a molester! A Child molester!"

"I see the problem here! There seems to be a little baby inside your body."

"Ill wake up your baby! (swings baby by its umbilical cord) Ill wake up your baby! Wakey-wakey, wakey-wakey, wakey-wakey, wakey-wakey! Babys crying, babys crying!"

"[singing] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Sausages, sausages!"

"Look at me, Daddy, Im a farmer!"

"Im the backwards man, the backwards man, Im the backwards man, the backwards man! I can walk backwards fast as you can, I can walk backwards fast as you can!"

"[narrating his cartoon, "Zebras in America"]"

"Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks or something? For supplies, for, like, pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper or one of those little compasses that you put the pencil in and you can make a circle, a perfect circle."

"Eh. Hmm... Investments. Eh. I do investments, consulting in the business. Eh. Business. Eh. Analyzing, stocks. Eh. NASDAQ. Eh. Dow Jones, Wall Street Journal. Eh. New York City, CNN."

"This is a fancy restaurant, this is a fancy restaurant!"