Fred's Head

"Stop trying to understand life buddy-boy, that whats ruins it!"

"Wow!... Have you seen the new revolutionary mascara? It makes your eyelashes so long you can curl them with an iron!"

"Now stop being a moron or my foot will connect with your verility really hard. Ok?"

"You should always see a guy in a bathing suit before you decide to go out with him!"

"My dress is so trendy and totally fizz! I even think it’s still going to be fashionable next week!"

"This is just great, girls! I can’t believe it! I smell sweaty! I forgot to put on deodorant!"

"Benji made a CD up with eight hours of dance music. Well, its not dance music, I mean its eight hours of music we can dance to."

"I want to get out of this closet!"

"When Panook, alias M. T. Bladder, decides to finally go to the toilet, the great mystery at Saint Judes, well, apart from the meatloaf in the cafeteria will be solved!"

"You’re not afraid to be an outcast too if you knock around with Nino a little too much?"

"Its the special Frappachino coffee, with grapefruit and milk! I also asked them to put in some cider vinegar to really boost the acidity!"

"This is a Vernissage?! I thought it was a nail color exhibition and we got to pick out a color!"