Funny Girl

"Walter Pidgeon - Florenz Ziegfeld"

"[looking in the mirror] Hello, gorgeous."

"[singing] Lifes candy and the suns a ball of butter."

"Barbra Streisand - Fanny Brice"

"[singing] Dont tell me not to fly, I simply gotta If someone takes a spill Its me and not you Dont bring a cloud to rain on my parade."

"No law against waiting," I said, "people do it all the time." For once, I didnt say too much, I didnt say too little, I said just what I said and then walked."

"Suppose all ya ever had for breakfast was onion rolls. Then one day, in walks a (gasp)bagel! Youd say, Ugh, whats that? Until you tried it! Thats my problem. Im a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls. Nobody recognizes me! Listen, I got 36 expressions. Sweet as pie and as tough as leather. And thats six expressions more than all them...Barrymores put together. Instead of just kicking me, why dont they give me a lift? Well, it must be a plot, cause theyre scared that I got such a gift!..."