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"You think you can confuse Groo by giving him two things to think about at once!"
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Groo the Wanderer
Groo the Wanderer is a fantasy comedy comic book character created by Sergio Aragonés. His stories are written and drawn by Aragonés, dialogued and edited by Mark Evanier, lettered by Stan Sakai and colored by Tom Luth. Over the years, Groo has been published by Pacific Comics, Eclipse Comics, Marvel Comics, Image Comics and Dark Horse Comics.
"You think you can confuse Groo by giving him two things to think about at once!"
"There once was a barbarian -- Who roamed about the plains -- And used the power of his sword -- To substitute for brains."
"I want my dog back! I would give you until the count of five if I could count to five!"
"Maybe I could get a job collecting taxes! Then I would earn money so I could pay those taxes! That is how government works!"
"His mighty swords are in his hands -- His eyes are flaming red -- He doesnt have a bit of fear -- Or brains inside his head."