Guess Who

"[on the phone, leaving a message] Babe, youre acting like I have cheated on you, and I have never cheated on you. Except for that one time, with myself, and you caught me."

"I dont want to hear about you sleeping with my daughter. Youre sleeping with me now."

"Thats just it, shes everything Im not. You know, shes my other half. Without her, Im not whole. You know the thing about meeting your other half is youre walking around, you think youre happy, you think youre whole, then you realize you aint shit without her. Then you cant go back to being just a half because you know what its like to be whole."