Happiest Season

"[to her sister, Sloane]: Snowman pancakes? God, that’s a lot of work for something that’s just gonna turn to shit. Oh, but that’s kind of like your law degree."

"[after Harper accidentally destroys her painting]: I put 100 hours into that painting, and you... you just destroyed it like it was nothing. It was something. I am something. And guess what: I like myself. And maybe you all don’t because I’m not fancy. But whether you like it or not, I’m a part of this family, and I will not be left out anymore!"

"I always skated circles around you."

"You have no idea what goes on in other people’s families, so you need to just keep your mouth shut!"

"I started an Instagram feed for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain. Your mothers going viral!"

"Harper is a lesbian! Abby is her girlfriend."

"[while fighting with Harper and Abby wants to interfere]: You stay out of this, Sappho!"

"Isnt this the best time of the year? I mean, really."

"[to her parents]: Eric and I are getting a divorce. We separated a few months ago. And the truth is I didn’t tell you because without my family I’m worthless to you. We’ve spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, and I’m done, too."

"[after Abby is introduced to him as Harpers orphan friend]: Yes, of course. Its terrible. [pats her shoulder] There, there."

"I know this is very old-fashioned, but I am probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing and propose to her on Christmas morning."

"Let me know if you guys need any more room. I can make myself real small."