Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

"[to Maria in elevator, after seeing luggage at her feet] Sure got a lotta baggage."

"Dan Bochart as Extreme Sports Punk #1"

"[last line before the credits] Hey, Roldy, you do realize whats legal in Amsterdam, dont you?"

"[to Harold, about Cindy] So shes kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis."

"Anchor: Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, have just arrested a gang of hooligans who are suspected of terrorizing numerous strip malls and convenience stores. Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car, which contained a large bag of marijuana. And in other news, the Muckleburg police department are still looking for a fugitive who escaped from the police station last night with a companion believed to be his accomplice. Police have released sketches of the two fugitives which they believe to be extremely accurate."

"Shaun Majumder as Saikat Patel"