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"Son, youre talking to Elvis Presley! Do I look like a dating service?"

Heartbreak Hotel (film)
Heartbreak Hotel is a 1988 American comedy film written and directed by Chris Columbus, and stars David Keith, Tuesday Weld and Charlie Schlatter. Set in 1972, the story deals with one of the many "legends" involving Elvis Presley (Keith) about his fictional kidnapping, and his subsequent redemption from decadence.
"Son, youre talking to Elvis Presley! Do I look like a dating service?"
"What if you could go back and meet your hero?"
"A mother's unhappiness is a child's project."
"Time travel is just love with a DeLorean."
"Rock and roll saves more lives than medicine."
"Elvis Presley in 1972 needed rescuing. We all do sometimes."