I, Robot (film)

"My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble..."

"[when Del Spooner was saying "Someone in your position"] Thank you; you said "someone", not "something."

"[to VIKI] Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you."

"You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your Earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival."

"[Describing his view on robots] Theres nothing in there. [Points to his chest] Its just lights and clockwork."

"[To Calvin upon realizing that VIKI is behind everything] You were right, Doc. I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the Earth."

"Do I look like I care what you think? DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHOOT WHAT YOU THINK?!"

"[After destroying a robot about to attack Calvin] Ya know, somehow, "I told you so"? [Shrugs] Just doesnt quite say it."

"[Sneezes] ... Sorry, Im allergic to bullshit."

"[Two USR trucks surround Spooners car and open up, revealing numerous NS-5s] There is no way my luck is that bad. [The robots activate and stare at him] Aw, hell no!"

"Let me ask you something. Does believing youre the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? Cause if it does, maybe I am."

"[To Robertson] Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair, twice as fast. And then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin on the little guy." That would be the fade out."