Ian Holloway

"Apparently its my fault that the Titanic sank."

"I love Blackpool. Were very similar. We both look better in the dark."

"In the first-half we were like the Dog and Duck, in the second-half we were like Real Madrid. We cant go on like that. At full-time I was at them like an irritated Jack Russell."

"If youre a burglar, its no good poncing about outside somebodys house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I dont advocate that obviously, its just an analogy."

"Id rather do that than build chicken sheds no-one wanted!"

"Why havent they got cameras? The officials can speak to each other easily enough now. Why arent we using laptops that are linked up and can give a decision in five seconds? A chimpanzee could do it - with not much training. We might as well go back to being cavemen, grab our girl by the hair, drag her into the cave whether she wants to come in or not because we may as well live in that age. Weve come forward, havent we?"