J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

"The SubGenius must have Slack."

"Dont just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!"

"They may be Pink, but their moneys still green!"

"Too much" is always better than not enough."

"Fuck em if they cant take a joke."

"Relax in the safety of your own delusions."

"Pull the wool over your own eyes."

"You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of em are even dumber than THAT."

"Give me (Slack, food, money, a job, etc.), or KILL ME!"

"Id rather be lucky than good any day."

"The stupider it looks, the more important it probably is."

"Just because some jackass is an atheist doesnt mean that his prophets and gods are any less false."