Jackass Forever

"Almost twenty years ago today, we filmed the original cup test... and now twenty years later were still doing the same stupid shit."

"You might be younger, taller, better looking, richer, more talented... but motherfucker I can ride!"

"Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. Today Im going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation."

"That bull didnt like fucking magic!"

"I went up high as a mooses caboose."

"[To Steve-O] You still got those million dollar teeth thats for sure. [Steve-O then removes his dentures to reveal a missing tooth]"

"Concussions arent great, but as long as you have them before youre 50, its cool, and Knoxville is 49, so were good."

"It felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass."

"Its been a while since I ate the horse semen, but I think I prefer the pig. Bacons better than horse meat right?"

"[After getting hit in the head by a speeding soccer ball] Yeah, that rang my bell. [Points to trailer behind him] I took a huge shit in there too."

"A lot of people ask: "What will Jackass be like once were older". Well, itll get more mature."

"We have winners and we have Steve-O."