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"[After taking a fall] My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that."
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Jackass Number Two is a 2006 American reality slapstick comedy film directed by Jeff Tremaine, and produced by Tremaine, Spike Jonze, and Johnny Knoxville. It is the sequel to Jackass: The Movie (2002), both based upon the MTV series Jackass. Like its predecessor and the original television show, the film is a compilation of stunts, pranks and skits, starring the regular Jackass cast of Johnny Kno
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"I cant believe Im fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! Its like a dream come true!"
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"Okay, who brought crabs to the party? [Laughs] One of the guys had crabs!"
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"[After Steve-O does the butt chug] Hes peeing like a girl!"
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"If your asshole cant see the camera, the camera cant see you asshole."
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"Its gonna hurt a lot, but its just loud."
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"Knoxville is gonna see what the moon looks like!"
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"[After getting shot by riot explosive] Is this okay? [Points to face] Then were good."
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"Hi, Im Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!"
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"[Preparing Steve-O for the butt chug] Im staring right down Main Street and its not looking any good at all."
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"[While gagging after Pontius drinking horse semen] I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then."
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"So here I am, trying to contribute to Ehren McGheheys new beard. I hope he knows that I skipped showering for about a week and a half to make this a little more gross. [Shaves his pubic hair]"
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