Jeff Lindsay (writer)

"Really now: If you cant get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?"

"Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?"

"But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasnt sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation."

"After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbies head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby."

"Why do so many people start their messages with, "Its me"? Of course it is you. We all know that. But who the hell ARE you?"

"I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the gray areas instead of black and white. I really believe I’m just understanding things different. Better."