Jennifer's Body

"I dont even know who Needy Lesnicky is anymore. Im a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies and sees things that arent there. A very bad, very damaged person... [lifts her top sleeve, revealing Jennifers bite mark imprinted on her shoulder] But sometimes change can be good! For instance, most occult scholars dont know this, but if youre bitten by a demon, and you live, you just might absorb some of the demons abilities... You might get lucky for once in your miserable life! [she floats up, kicks out the window and escapes]"

"Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and were all so cute and its like if you dont get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, youre screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. Were in league with the Beast now. And weve got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, were going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is going to wear your face. [Dirk gives him a look] Relax, Im kidding about the face thing. The rest is going to happen."

"Needys Mom: [to Needy] I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree with hammers and big stakes and shit. Just like J.C. But I didnt let em get to you, cause Im a hard-sassed, Ford-tough mama bear."

"[Grabs Needys breasts] These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shoot gets real."

"Amanda Seyfried - Anita "Needy" Lesnicki"

"Chastity: Its true. Its on the Wikipedia."

"Jennifers Body is my favourite movie that Ive done. It was overlooked in theatres, but it does have a DVD following. I cant believe nobody wanted to see Megan Fox and me hitting it. They had an extreme close-up of our tongues, and Im telling you, the thing about the scene is that its actually really sexy. For a young girl to say that about her own sex scene - it must be because its special. I think Megan and I kissed really well together. We have similar kissing styles and it worked. We got it done for the masses, and the masses still didnt show up."

"Chip Dove: Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and Im scared of whats happening to you."

"Jonas Dad: YOU HEAR ME, YOU BASTARD?! ILL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR!!! LIKE ONE OF THOSE LION DOOR KNOCKERS RICH FOLKS GOT! THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS!"

"J. K. Simmons - Mr. Wroblewski"

"Chris Pratt - Officer Roman Duda"