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"I only hate two things - living things, and objects."
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Jerry Sadowitz
Jerry Sadowitz is an American-born Scottish stand-up comedian and magician.
"I only hate two things - living things, and objects."
"My mother thinks Im at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, shed kill me."
"My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off."
"Im actually a bisexual necrophiliac - Ill shag anything that doesnt move."
"How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!"
"I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma."