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"The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic."
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Joe Bob Briggs
John Irving Bloom, known by the stage name Joe Bob Briggs, is an American syndicated film critic, writer, actor, comic performer, and horror host. He is known for having hosted Joe Bob's Drive-in Theater on The Movie Channel from 1986 to 1996, the TNT series MonsterVision from 1996 to 2000, and The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs on Shudder beginning in 2018. In 2019, he was named the Rondo Hatt
"The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic."
"I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on."
"Speaking of things thatll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in"
"The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didnt act polite around older people."
"I think we should take money from everyone," I told her, "regardless of their ability to pay. After all, this is America."
"Menahem Golan, the Israeli king of the ninja flick, announced he was producing the remake."
"Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts."
"If you know what I mean, and I think you do."