Joey Comeau

"You say catastrophe, I say, fuck yes."

"Now, I recognize that these are very real possibilities." I said. "But lets pretend for a second that they arent."

"I had a shirt made up that says, "I consistently make poor life choices." The shirt was not very popular."

"Listening to music that I hate calms me down."

"Alzheimer’s disease is death before death, and I’m terrified of it."

"If at first you dont succeed...run."