John Kiriamiti

"Sometimes, even the oddest thing can turn out to be funny."

"You look very bright these days Jack, very smart too. Seems as if your uncle spares you a lot of pocket money."

"When things are as they are now, one is better off with his mouth shut."

"Save your calories for future use and for someone else, baby. I never want company and if I ever do, I know where to get it from."

"If you really feel you want me, talk to my mother as a gentleman."

"The Swahili say that what you are not taught by your parents, youll be taught by the world."