Kangaroo Jack
Kangaroo Jack
Kangaroo Jack is a 2003 American buddy action comedy film, directed by David McNally, and written by Steve Bing and Scott Rosenberg. The film tells the story of two childhood friends who get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo. It stars Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Anderson, Estella Warren, Michael Shann
"Sal is very disappointed to hear you lost that money. Its too late for that, Charlie. This time you screwed up big, final straw big. This from Sal Maggio. You dont get it, do you, Charlie? Sals not disappointed cause he cares about the money. Hes disappointed cause you two arent dead! What do you think he was paying Smith fifty grand for?"
Kangaroo Jack"Adam Garcia (uncredited) — Voice of Kangaroo Jack"
Kangaroo Jack"[Witnessing Jackie Legs "death" of being hit by Charlie and Louis jeep] Oh god. I killed a kangaroo. I never saw it. Its such a beautiful animal. Its the state symbol of Australia, and Ive killed it."
Kangaroo Jack"Hurricanes leave smaller trails than you two morons."
Kangaroo Jack"David Ngoombujarra — Senator Jimmy Inkamala"
Kangaroo Jack"Look, there it is, there! RIGHT THERE!"
Kangaroo Jack"This mysterious Mr. Smith were gonna meet? I dont think thats his real name."
Kangaroo Jack"Im gonna name my first son after you. "Crazy-Ass White Boy"."
Kangaroo Jack"Can you hold on a second? Were having a very intimate non-gay moment."
Kangaroo Jack"My brain is frying and Im losing contact with reality. You dont understand this because this is how you normally function."
Kangaroo Jack"Getting closer! GETTING CLOSER!"
Kangaroo Jack"[Louis keeps smashing the jeep into termite mounds] Be careful, Louis! You almost missed one!"
Kangaroo Jack
