Kate & Leopold

"I havent been your girlfriend for a whole month now. You can tell me the truth."

"All this time I thought that I had "pretzeled" fate, and it had to be untwisted, but what I never considered is that the whole thing is a pretzel. A beautiful 4D pretzel of kismetic inevitability."

"I dont want him ready. I want him resplendent!"

"Theoretically, if you go to the past in the future, then your future lies in the past. This is a picture of you in the future - in the past."

"Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movements?"

"Im accustomed to stand when a woman leaves the table."