Kate DiCamillo

"Despereaux looked down at the book, and something remarkable happened. The marks on the pages, the "squiggles" as Merlot referred to them, arranged themselves into shapes. The shapes arranged themselves into words, and the words spelled out a delicious and wonderful phrase: Once upon a time"

"Despereaux marveled at his own bravery. He admired his own defiance. And then, reader, he fainted. :("

"Stories are light. Light is precious in a world so dark. Begin at the beginning. Tell Gregory a story. Make some light."

"If the rat had not looked over his shoulder, perhaps his heart would not have broken. And it is possible, then, that I would not have a story to tell. But, reader, he did look."

"Reader, you may ask this question; in fact, you must ask this question: Is it ridiculous for a very small, sickly, big-eared mouse to fall in love with a beautiful human princess named Pea? The answer is... yes. Of course, its ridiculous. Love is ridiculous."

"When you are a king, you may make as many ridiculous laws as you like. That is what being a king is all about."

"The world is dark and light is precious. Come closer, dear reader. You must trust me. I am telling you a story."

"There is those hearts, reader, that never mend again once they are broken. Or if they do mend, they heal themselves is a crooked and lopsided way, as if sewn together by a careless craftsman."

"Reader, nothing is sweeter in this sad world than the sound of someone you love calling your name. Nothing."

"And hope is like love... a ridiculous, wonderful, powerful thing."

"Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel. Huge portions of what is loosely termed "the squirrel brain" are given over to one thought: food. The average squirrel cogitation goes something like this: I wonder what there is to eat."

"Anything could happen. Together, she and Ulysses could change the world. Or something."